Whenever I am around, I treat you like crud.
I make you do all the dirty work, commanding you for my amusement and giving you orders, that only a complete Loser would fulfill.
And you LOVE it!
It is simply what you truly are compared to a beautiful Goddess like me. I am simply meant to be above you, you are meant to crawl. Below me, kissing my perfectly pedicured feet.
You would probably make an even bigger idiot out yourself when you would have to act like a real man, you could not handle the situation. So be grateful and thank me for treating you the way a little piece of dirt like you deserves.